when i’m in my forties and i’m eating dinner with my family in our suburban home, my rebellious teenage daughter will be eating across from me and say “mom have you ever heard of that vintage band one direction” and i’ll choke for a few minutes before looking off into the distance and whispering “eat your peas, margaret”
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair
they want to go fishing but ICE
bald eagles look grumpy on their best days but this is grumpy waddling and it is amazing
he walks over to the others in the last gif like “man this lake fucking sucks”
this guy knows whats up
Nothing quite like a winter sky
whispers are carried on clouds away
the nights grow longer, quiet, colder
dimming stars float above our dreams
because the moon is always there
she watches us silently, we cry and laugh
but guides the roads, our scattered paths
nothing quite like a winter sky
the clouds and stars, a beautiful map.
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg
Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens
this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen.
No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Oh fuck no.”
It was always the same every day…
The guy would come to beat me up over a tiny, stupid whim.
I wish my day would change from that.
"Ready for another lesson??"
"Y-Your chest it—"
"That means we’re—-"
I ASKED FOR A CHANGE, BUT THIS IS NOT WAS I WAS LOOKING FOR.
LMFAO welp this is how I imagined it. ENJOY